I DVR'd it; Best take:b psycho; shorter IOZ.

My Notes:

"Drill, baby, drill" appears to be an alaskan porn fetish, but it would be a great line for Marilyn Chambers

I going to wake up some early morning on the couch during a Ron LeGrand infomercial where he's selling "How to make Fortune applying the Surge Principles in Real Estate"

Biden turned in another legendary Monday Morning Quarterback performance, claiming credit for being the first see that the 1000 years of Croates, Serbs, and Bosniacs fighting would be quelled by the Bosnia intervention but that the Iraqi intervention would exacerbate the 1000 years of fighting between the shiites and the sunnis. He was, however, threatened with a sack when Palin pointed he voted for the Iraq war. Biden avoided the sack by throwing a pick 6 by claiming he voted for the war--despite knowing it would cost hundreds of billions and last a decade--because W needed the authority to prevent Saddam from importing cigars and vodka for Uday.

Biden introduced the "Biden Doctrine," wherein a country forfeits it's right against external invasion if it harbors and/or funds terrorist groups. Since the US harbors and funds the DEA, Biden has forfeited the right of the US against external invasion. One man's terrorist group is another's "police gang." We await our liberation.

Darth Palin reveals she is the hidden understudy for Sith Lord, Darth Cheney. However, Palin never actually spent years in study of the dark side of the jedi arts. Rather she learned her kung foo from watching a late night cable double feature of the karate Kid.

As it turns out, Palin v Biden was only the undercard to the more entertaining Rumble in the Fox Jungle.